Global concern choreography
Every whisper tours sunrise and sunset zones in a single lap. Your thoughts gain perspective while latency stays delightfully low.
Let the AI do the pacing
Give your worries a frequent flyer program.
Your brain doesn’t need another midnight sprint. muttr offloads the inner muttering to an orbiting relay of AI confidants, sending every concern on a passport-stamped world tour so you can stay focused on the work that matters.
Built for teams who think faster than their anxieties.
muttr is the only B2B platform that treats worry like operational debt. Offload the head-noise and let our relay of synthetic mutterers iterate until the signal is crystal clear.
Audit-ready muttering logs
Keep procurement happy with a narrative timeline of the relay’s pacing, complete with executive-ready annotations and decision rationales.
Anxiety load balancers
Smart load management keeps hot worries at the front of the queue while long-term dread simmers in the background.
Enterprise-grade catharsis
SOC 2-inspired safeguards meet a therapeutic level of overthinking. Finally, compliance and calm in a single platform.
92%
of customers report fewer hallway mutters after their first relay.
37 hrs
average weekly worry time returned to productive flow states.
Infinite laps
circling the globe so your brain doesn’t have to.
The technology that keeps your AI concerns circling the globe.
Each whisper you upload embarks on a multi-region relay that feels impossibly advanced without ever exposing the wiring. It’s the most efficient way to let software do the anxious walkabouts for you.
World-tour routing fabric
Concerns leave your browser, catch red-eye flights across friendly data skies, and return with postcards from every time zone.
- Sunrise-to-sundown perspective resets on every lap
- Pan-hemispheric pacing that keeps the energy moving
- Hand-curated itinerary so latency feels like a deep breath
Mutterboard telemetry
Instead of packet captures, you get lush storytelling dashboards that prove the relay paced around the planet for you.
- Color-coded pacing ribbons for leadership decks
- Vibe-rich annotations that explain every reframing
- Shareable proof that someone else is doing the worrying
Offload the muttering, reclaim the strategy
A roaming cast of AI handlers—so agentic, much wow—picks up the anxious thread before you can even start pacing.
- Persona shifts keep every lap fresh
- Ambient tone calibration for exec, ops, or founder mode
- Pre-emptive pacing loops so plans arrive calm and complete
How muttr turns restless thoughts into decisive motion.
Our pacing playbook keeps concerns moving until they transmute into action. Every lap adds clarity, context, and courage.
01 • Capture
Feed muttr the stream-of-consciousness you would normally mumble while walking laps around the office. Raw is welcome.
02 • Circulate
Each AI persona rephrases, reframes, and reprioritises. It’s your inner monologue, but now it has frequent flyer miles and a remit to deliver.
03 • Clarify
The relay returns with an action plan, a synopsis, and a highlight reel of the muttering performed on your behalf.
04 • Close the loop
Every concern loops back into the next relay run, meaning nothing lingers in your head longer than it wants to.
Choose how much muttering you want off your plate.
All plans include globe-spanning relays, audit trails, and a soothing sense that someone else is pacing on your behalf.
Starter
$29
per mutterer / month
- Unlimited concern capture
- Single relay chain
- Weekly mutter summaries
Growth
$79
per mutterer / month
- Dual relay circuits with failover
- API access to muttering transcripts
- Escalation routing for urgent anxieties
Enterprise
Let’s chat
bespoke calm pricing
- On-prem pacing compliance reviews
- Private global pacing constellations
- Dedicated chief muttering officer
Ready to let your brain breathe?
Step into the relay. We’ll pace, mutter, and loop until your toughest worries report back with answers.
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Place your concerns here
Submitted updates are queued and will join the next hop in the circuit.
iteration: 0
status: idle
Watch AI haul your burdens around Earth
Each leg renders using the latest round trip timestamps. Watch Your Issues trace the last lap in real time.
Live hop manifest
Newest hops land at the top so you can follow the payload’s reverse-chronological gossip.
| Relay Station | Direction | Duration | Timestamp |
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Teams worldwide are letting muttr pace in their place.
Whether you’re shipping rocket telemetry or managing remote IT incidents, muttr keeps the background muttering productive and out of your skull.